i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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