I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm drive I can fine osifer
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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