Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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