stop calling my apartment porn island.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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