There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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