woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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