whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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