So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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