new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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