so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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