just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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