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i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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