put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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