"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Rumble strips road head = magical
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Randomize
