I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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