Already got asked if we're dating
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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