I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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