You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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