An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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