I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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