so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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