One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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