butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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