If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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