Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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