Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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