Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think I won the penis lottery.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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