also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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