sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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