you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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