I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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