I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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