She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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