Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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