i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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