my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
This is the high leading the old right now
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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