I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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