im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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