You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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