Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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