I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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