And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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