with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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