I like to think it a success when the cops are called
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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