I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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