I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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