If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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