I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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