so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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