Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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