I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
