fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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