Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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